"If your movie already has Adam Sandler marrying Kevin James, and a side order of Jessica Biel for desert, what more do you need to make a comedy? Oh yeah: Steve Buscemi and Dan Aykroyd

Great. Two more actors that haven't done anything decent in years.

"Chuck and Larry" sounds pretty broad and silly, but wait: It was written by Jim Taylor and Alexander Payne, the guys who did "Sideways," "About Schmidt," "Citizen Ruth," and the awesome "Election.""

Yeah, but it is still directed by the guy that brought us The Benchwarmers, National Security, Saving Silverman, need I go on?